Come on a Cruise, Fools.

What are you doing that’s so awesome? Nothing? Didn’t think so. Well, you should be doing something awesome. Come on a cruise…fool.

Here’s where my ship, the Rhapsody of the Seas, is going and when it’s going. Let me know when you want to come and I’ll see if I can hook up some sort of discount or something. There are lots of ways to work the system…so just let me know.

7 Day Alaskan Cruises
Porting in Juneau, Skagway, and Victoria, BC
7/24 – 7/31, 7/31 – 8/7, 8/7 – 814, 8/14 – 8/21, 8-21 – 8/28, 8/28 – 9/4, 9/4 – 9/11, 9/11 – 9/18

12 Day Hawaiian Cruise
Porting in Vancouver, Maui, Hilo, Honolulu, Kauai, and Kailua Kona
9/18 – 9/30

17 Day Pacific Crossing Cruise
Porting in Honolulu, Tahiti, Morea, Raiatea, and Bora Bora (Warning: 11 SEA DAYS)
9/30 – 10/17

16 Day Australian Cruise
Porting in Sydney, Brisbane, Papua New Guinea, Darwin, Broome, Exmouth and Perth
10/17 – 11/3

18 Day Australia and New Zealand Cruise
Porting in Perth, Bunbury, Albany, Adelaide, Melbourne, Burnie, Hobart, Denedin, Christchurch, Wellington, and Sydney
11/3 - 11/21

10 Day Australian Cruise
Porting in Sydney, Cooktown, Willis Islands, and Brisbane
11/21 – 12/1
12/1 – 12/11
12/11 – 12/21

17 Day New Zealand Cruise (Christmas and New Years Cruise)
Porting in Sydney, Melbourne, Dunedin, Christchurch Picton, Wellington, Napier, Tauranga, and Auckland
12/21 – 1/7/10

14 Day New Zealand Cruise
Porting in Sydney, Auckland, Napier, Wellington, Christchurch, and Dunedin
1/7 – 1/21


You can book it online at RoyalCaribbean.com

sweetness.
dpl