Wednesday, November 25, 2009

National TV

Imma be on it. Like that grammar?
Yeah, whatever. The point is I'm going to be singing on NBC starting Dec 14th at 8pm.
A group of SoCal VoCal alumni and I got back together for this new competition show that NBC has put together for the holiday season.
It's a 4 episode special. 8 groups are competing for a cash prize and a Sony Record contract...
The winner will eventually be crowned by America's vote...so I expect some legit DPL styled support.
Get your text voting muscles in game shape. It's crunch time baby.

dpl

ps.
Those of you from Alaska who are trying to catch up, this is why I left the ship. bing bong.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Early Departure


So, I’m getting off this thing earlier than expected. Something came up that I just couldn’t say no to. Details on that to follow.
Anyway:
I’ll be landing in LA on Nov. 18th. Yup, in 2009.
Mark your calendars, tell your friends, alert the media.
dpl

'Rangin some 'Roo


Alright, check this out:
The other day, my buddy Jake and I found this amazing place outside of Perth, Australia. They said it was one of the few places that kangaroo hunting had been legalized. Turns out they have a population control problem. Anyway, led by a guide named Rosco, and equipped with nothing but a ridiculously awesome boomerang, we went out in search of kangaroos. We spent hours skulking around in the dessert tracking down the apparently elusive overpopulated hopping marsupials. Finally, we spotted one. Rosco said that it was a female. He said the looseness of the pouch was a dead give-away that she had recently carried a joey; pretty cool. He told us that this was the one. We followed her for a minute or two before Rosco gave me the thumbs-up. From a distance of about 25 meters, I launched my boomerang at the little sucker. For what seemed like an eternity, my boomerang sliced weightlessly through the air. My aim was true. BAM! GOT HER! My first throw had been a perfect one. The young mother kangaroo fell lifelessly onto the dessert floor beneath her. The three of us then bagged her up and brought her back to camp, where we skinned her and threw her on the ‘barbie. It turns out Kangaroo meat is really tasty…

Actually, none of that really happened. In reality, Jake and I just went to the supermarket and picked up some pre-packaged kangaroo steaks. Did you really think I would kill a roo?

gotcha
dpl