Hallelujah

For the lord god omnipotent reigneth...
Hallelujah.

I'm out of Alaska and lovin' it.

Right now I'm about to have dinner overlooking Honolulu. Oh yeah. I'm having dinner with Lindsay Hilly. What up Westwind Drive?

Life is hard.
dpl

Hawaii > Alaska

it's just that simple.

details soon.
dpl

The Couv

Vancouver; The Canadian Version.

Have you ever been to a city?

Yeah?

Ok, you can skip the Couv.

dpl

Blackout?

So I'm eating some gluten free pizza in Victoria...I look up and stuck up in a collage on the wall is a picture of someone...who appears to be me...about to hook up with an androgynous black person with dreadlocks.

i'm a little worried.
dpl

ps.
im pretty sure it's not actually me.

Big Time Cooler

I've been cursed my whole life. Probably the least lucky guy ever.
Wanna lose money? Bring me to the Casino.
Want your team to lose? Bring me to the Game.
Want someone to score on your own basket? Well, that one's Conor...but I was there...

It's seriously been goin' on my whole life. I missed Syracuse's Basketball Title by a year. USC's most recent Football title season by a semester.

But recently there has been reason for hope. I mean, the Phillies won the World Series...granted I wasn't in Philly at the time. (However there was the dubious nature of the rain postponed game that cost me and Kob a rowdy all-Philly celebration at the Shack...)

Then there was difinitive proof that the curse was gone. I freakin' won every March Madness Pool I was in this year; correctly prognosticating all 4 final 4 teams. I was red hot.

Since I've been on this ship...refridgeration has been on MAX.

Check out that bridge up there in the picture. Went on a 2 hour hike to get to this bridge looking to see some bears. This hike was apparently a hot spot for bears. Anyway, after giving up, I was heading home. On my way out I saw a friend who invited me to keep hiking with him for a bit longer. Of course, I passed. Obviously that dude ended up seeing bears. It was basically a galactic certainty. Seriously? Freakin' Bogus.

And I'm only on this ship, stuck in Alaska, because the first contract they offered me which was southeast asia, and the mediteranean got taken away and I got this gem instead.

So I'm putting this up as a word to the wise:

With me out of the way...here are some smart picks.
Phillies, Eagles, Trojans.

And I'll probably miss it all...

dpl
ps.
By making this post, I probably just doomed them all. Either way, you're welcome.
also
confirmed: Dane Cook is least funny commedian...all-time

Better Luck This Time

So as you may or may not have known, during my initial collegiate years, I had some interesting (to say the least) experiences with Roommates. I started my run off with the guy pictured above; the infamous "Chuckles". Dude was my freshman roommate at Syracuse and was a total bum. He had it all, smelliness, dirtiness, flatulence, and of course dashing good looks. (Chuckles if you are reading...no apologies)

So as soon as I got out of that dump-hole, I found another legendary roommate my first semester at USC; his "name" was THE ROC. That's right; the 50yr old assistant professor and the Champion of the impossible technology of digital fabrication who called himself the ROC. One more time...He ACTUALLY CALLED HIMSELF THE ROC! Riisen, Kob and My Mom, yeah they know the absurdity that was THE ROC. For you leymen out there, feast your eyes: http://www.ennex.com/~Marshall/

Dude's crazy.

Anyway, what it all boils down to is this:

Benny, our cast's resident hippie and my cabin-mate is leaving the ship for good. So what it means for me is that I am back in the roommate draft. Elligible for one and all. Waiting to be assigned some rando with whom I'll share a 5x5 box.

Seriously if I get screwed again, I might stab someone.
dpl

ps.
Dane Cook is probably the least funny commedian of all time.