Big Time Cooler

I've been cursed my whole life. Probably the least lucky guy ever.
Wanna lose money? Bring me to the Casino.
Want your team to lose? Bring me to the Game.
Want someone to score on your own basket? Well, that one's Conor...but I was there...

It's seriously been goin' on my whole life. I missed Syracuse's Basketball Title by a year. USC's most recent Football title season by a semester.

But recently there has been reason for hope. I mean, the Phillies won the World Series...granted I wasn't in Philly at the time. (However there was the dubious nature of the rain postponed game that cost me and Kob a rowdy all-Philly celebration at the Shack...)

Then there was difinitive proof that the curse was gone. I freakin' won every March Madness Pool I was in this year; correctly prognosticating all 4 final 4 teams. I was red hot.

Since I've been on this ship...refridgeration has been on MAX.

Check out that bridge up there in the picture. Went on a 2 hour hike to get to this bridge looking to see some bears. This hike was apparently a hot spot for bears. Anyway, after giving up, I was heading home. On my way out I saw a friend who invited me to keep hiking with him for a bit longer. Of course, I passed. Obviously that dude ended up seeing bears. It was basically a galactic certainty. Seriously? Freakin' Bogus.

And I'm only on this ship, stuck in Alaska, because the first contract they offered me which was southeast asia, and the mediteranean got taken away and I got this gem instead.

So I'm putting this up as a word to the wise:

With me out of the way...here are some smart picks.
Phillies, Eagles, Trojans.

And I'll probably miss it all...

dpl
ps.
By making this post, I probably just doomed them all. Either way, you're welcome.
also
confirmed: Dane Cook is least funny commedian...all-time